5.21.2011

[rapture.]


the best part about today being judgment day is talking about judgement day. when i first heard that some wackos had pinpointed the day they believed jesus christ is coming back, i laughed and thought of all the other fake judgment days that have come and gone. the difference this time around is we have twitter and other social networking sites that give stories like this new life. twitter has become one big tweet about the rapture.. one joke after another about bodies ascending into the air and pets being left behind. 

it's not only twitter that's stoking the fire (no pun intended)- it's also major newspapers like the san francisco chronicle and the new york times. if you haven't read any "real" articles about it, take a second and check these out. they're worth a look if only for readers' comments. hilarious.

     The End of the World FAQ Sheet from the SF Chronicle:

     Make My Bed? But You Say The World's Ending from the NY Times:

a few of my favorite comments:

     diamonderek 11:05 PM on May 18, 2011

     My wifes boss is taking us out for dinner at 7:00 that night. What a dick.

     folgers 9:23 AM on May 18, 2011

     Every day is judgement day in San Francisco.

     agent_0702 8:38 AM on May 18, 2011

     i thought the world ended 5 years ago when i was walking in the financial district and saw two       

      starbucks almost right across the street from each other.

     hitch_hiker 1:33 AM on May 18, 2011

     Yay then I wont have to floss anymore hi mom.

now, harold camping seems to think his calculations indicate that the beginning of the end will commence with a worldwide earthquake at 6:00 this evening. chances are, there will be an earthquake somewhere in the world around that time... i'd loooove to be a fly on the wall when those poor schmucks start to feel that rumble. 

see you on the other side!

1 comment:

Tiny Elvis said...

That Starbucks comment just made my day. Classic.